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LTNP: We played

We finally played a round.  We were on VayKay at dauphin Island, AL; so we played the Ocean course there.  The Isle of Dauphine.  It was pretty decent.  This course plays right alongside the Gulf of Mexico, so the terrain is basically flat and easy to walk, but the fairways are narrow. Water hazards come […]

Phil Mickelson was young and skinny and good?

I saw this video and was amazed that Phil looked so young; and thin; and he was the man. I will be practicing this shot later today. Watch out windows.
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Emerald Mountain GC

As our quest to play all the courses in Montgomery continues, we played emerald Mountain Golf Course.  Rodney and I played with Ray this morning at 11.  It was a B-E-A-U-tiful day, with the temperatures in the high 70s and the sun out.  I also got to finally use my new Nike SQ Driver for […]

Cypress Tree (Maxwell AFB) - East

The river course, as I like to call it, was everything I remember …  Hard, Long, and aggravating.  I really had a horrible day with only one good hole.  I drive a perfect shot on 10 that doglegged to the right.  It was dead-center of the fairway and only 70 yards from the pin.  […]

Tiger’s BMW

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
“Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant.
Tiger […]

Golf rules for beginners:

1) Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2) Form a loose grip.
3) Keep your head down.
4) Avoid a quick back swing.
5) Stay out of the water.
6) Try not to hit anyone.
7) If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8) Don’t stand directly in front of others.
9) Quiet please … […]